- April 27, 2006

Spiders freak me out. So far this week, I've killed three of this variety.

What variety is that? Fuck if I know. I tried to figure it out through a Google image search, but just couldn't handle the billions of spiders they've got up there.

Let's see. These guys have big asses, and they're light brown with a dark stripe down the back. This one's body was about the size of a quarter THE SIZE OF A QUARTER. The other two were a lot smaller. Probably the babies.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooo.

Yep, my camera is an almighty piece of crap.

Before this one came to its final resting place under the big heavy glass, I sort of ... sprayed it with stuff. Which didn't deter it from briskly crawling towards me, no.

It's probably inhumane to spray spiders with stuff, but like I care since uh, they're not you know, human.

BigAss Spidey smelled really good in its final moments.

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